by Staff Monkeys
- In Detroit, a city councilman has decided he has the solution to a wave of violence engulfing his city. He wants to force service stations to hire security guards. That’s right. He wants additional security to be mandated. We would have sworn that the businesses and the consumers are already paying for police protection with their taxes. Oh, the guy is also going to meet with ministers to plan a “Peace Sunday.” That’ll do the trick.
- We still haven’t met a single person who’s excited to support Mitt Romney, but the man keeps winning in the Republican primaries. On Tuesday night, he added victories in Michigan and Arizona to his win column. So who’s voting for him? People who really think he’s great? Or mostly people who think he has the best shot of any Republican of beating Barack Obama?
- Remember the movie, “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”? In the movie, memories could be selectively erased. Well, it appears that scientists are close to being able to do the same thing in real life. Would you take such an option if you could — to forget things that are painful or inconvenient in some way? Or are those things that happen to you so much a part of you that losing them would be wrong?